slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via confirmance)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

image

(via okaymad)

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

(via troyesivan)

notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

(via ruinedchildhood)

suavebadass:

Driving to the movies with my fam and this fucking banana with a tin foil hat and wig is sitting under the freeway

(Source: buckytrashboatbarnes, via surprisebitch)

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

(Source: imovedblogs-1, via surprisebitch)

deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

(via linyka)

gigapoodle:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

(via obrienosaur)

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

(via surprisebitch)

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

(via punkgordon)

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

(Source: mrcheyl, via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)

third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

image

I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

(via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)

theshelteredlife:

dnorthrop:

hybridrobot:

glita:

oh

my

god

purrrrfect….

those lucky little furry fuckers!

Can I have a human version?

(Source: uggly, via frankayero)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via pizza)

transgendergamergirl:

easterbunnymundlover:

easterelf:

derncereal:

nightmareloki:

nerdsandgamersftw:

Wolverine had a great Easter this year. [x]

Cosplay by Lonstermash | Photography by York in a Box

Oh ymg od yes

CALM DOWN THERE PECTORALS,

this might be one of the best things ive ever seen bless

image

(via asgardian--angels)